Why dating a Wizard Kelly is more stressful

For those of you that don't know Wizard Kelly is fictional character on The Proud Family that is mainly known from the neck down. This fictional character is becoming more popular in today's age being mainly used in relationships where the individual thinks it is less stressful to show this individuals face in fear of what people may know, think, or may have heard about this particular person. I'm here to tell you to show his face sus. We may think that what we don't know may not hurt us but in actuality what we know may save us in the long run. For example: yes I have an recent example that this post is inspired by.

I was talking to this guy, I mean he was average height, fine, intelligent, head on his shoulder (at least I thought), ambition, I mean this man was like a tall glass of chilled Hennessy. I was thinking to myself, a man this fine has to become my wizard Kelly. What I didn't know was that this man was completely out of his damn mind. Yes sus, he's nuts. But to skip over that part. What I didn't know was by me labeling him as my Wizard Kelly major cups of tea would be given to me with extra sugar. One day I'm just chilling and I am having a conversation with an individual and sus says, girl I am scared to tell you but I am talking to this guy. I say who, she says ****. Lawwwwddddd someone find my heart because when I say it fell out my chest and ran in the middle of the street and got hit by a semi, that's what it felt like. Any who she keeps going on about them going out, having a good time, basically doing everything we did. Every time she said something it was like I was being hit by a bullet.

The entire rest of the day my mind was all over the place because Wizard Kelly stops talking to me randomly over the pettiest thing and now at this point everything is making sense. When I tell you my mind was gone, I ended up turning down a one way street on accident. Now had I gone public with this situation, I feel like my feelings would have been less hurt. The great thing about this is that I didn't. I was able to get this info due to the fact that no one knew who he was but one has to wonder in the back of the mind what else could be going on. The part that makes dating a Wizard Kelly more stressful is the fact that you can't even address the situation without looking silly. You have to eat that L up and keep it moving. Also this post is not to bash someone who currently has a Wizard Kelly, because I am pretty sure there are some good ones out there I just picked up an expired one. What makes this whole situation even more interesting is I ran into these two people together and Wizard Kelly doesn't even look my way. Its like that bro? Okay, first song that comes to mind is Jazmine Sullivan, I'll let you guess the song. I had a real life Issa Rae moment. Next thought, throw a drink, immediately got that love and hip hop mentality out my head, last thought, just go to your car and cry sus. I'm from Gary, that's one thing that we don't do. Lets just say I went to my car and started blasting BODAK YELLOW and I felt unstoppable, shout to Cardi.

Moral of the story,

lose the no face no case mentality, it'll only lead you down a road to destruction

Sincerely ,

The bitter one

Peace, love, Davi